In honor of the cancellation of CSI: Miami, I give you: Endless Caruso One-Liners.
OH MY GOD! WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET A ZARA?
THEY HAVE THE CUTEST TOPS!
"Czar Nikolas left his wife in charge, but all she cares about is hitting it out with some magic creep because she thinks he can help her son."
— A student, on Russia in WWI and Rasputin (via pearltrees)
Wow.
1) This is some pretty awesome editorial awesomeness.
2) I can’t believe how well it scans
3) “mass debating”
4) WELL CUT, WHOEVER CUT THIS
DUDE.
Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this immediately.
I don’t see why people say Aquaman is a useless superhero.
(Source: nothingislinear, via halfthesizetwicethefun)
Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup may be my favorite SNL clip ever SLASH my favorite video on the internet. Forever and for always.
Now there you go again you say, you want burritos. I sure hope you can keep ‘em down.
There was a time I thought I was the only person in the world who remembered this sketch. Now those beans of loneliness are gone.
My mom and I have literally been talking about this clip for years after having seen it just once.
(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre, via likethewaterfilter)
This is just simply the finest comic book cover in the history of comic books. It might well be the finest piece of art in the history of the 20th century.
I have nothing more to say. Except that since the ventriloquist’s dummy - a creature everyone hates on sight - has picked up a gun and started firing, you would not be out of line to blow his godless head off.
—James Lileks, Institute of Official Cheer
David Tennant ice skating. He’s not very good at it.
Amazing.
The look of concentration on his face… “C’MON, JUST STAY UPRIGHT. YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU ARE THE ONCOMING STORM.”
you can do this. you are the oncoming storm.
you are the oncoming storm.
david don’t give up, you are the oncoming storm.
^^ OMG ALL OF IT SO DEAD.
It makes it so much better that he’s totally holding a birthday present.
OH MY GOD. WHERE THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE FIND THESE PICTURES?!
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. Was the only way to get to this birthday party across the ice? Because that is AWESOME.
(via peachonice)
